SUNSET IN FALLUJAH

Mr. Jingles UPDATED

Last night I went to throw some trash away when I noticed something dart along the wall out of the corner of my eye. It was pretty late so I was wondering if I had started seeing things. I moved some things around and a mouse scattered away. I put on my boots, grabbed my head light, broom, and opened the door trying to hockey one time slap shot it with the broom out the door. He disappeared somewhere under the fridge. I have no idea where he went so now I guess I have a permanent room mate.

UPDATE

About a week after the Mr Jingles sighting he was caught in the room next to mine. A few days later there was a Mr Jingles reincarnate. Either that or it was Mrs Jingles seeking revenge. She was also caught in the Captain's room next to mine. Captain is the only one in the group who is going to leave Iraq with 2 kills.

4th of July in Fallujah

We had an "All Hands" flag ceremony for the 4th of July before the BBQ. Flags that were flown today will be given the above certificate of authenticity. We did not get the day off unfortunately. I did not get to see any fireworks or go to the beach, although there is plenty of sand here. There was a controlled detonation by EOD, but I did not hear it. Just another day in Fallujah.

SNAKES ON A BASE!

After dinner I was going in to my room when CDR was at her door with a bucket in her hand. She said "John, do you see that?" Down the hall was the snake slithering away from CDR's room. It proceeded to go into another door which was locked. About 20 minutes later and 3 rooms the snake hid in, we had Norm the Navy seal turned Ortho Physicians Asst. charm the snake. It was a catch and release program. Needless to say everyone in here was sealing off the bottom of their doors that night.

OSPREY @ NIGHT

The night photos are mine, but I included some other pics (http://www.richard-seaman.com) since most of you might not know what the Osprey looks like. I have some of my own pics of the Osprey from the Miramar air show, but they are on the computer back home. I set my camera up on the tripod about 1 foot off the ground and it got blown over from the thrust of the propellers as I took shelter behind the SUV. It is still alive! I almost had my first casualty, but I brought it back to life. The yellow light is the crew chief walking by the camera as the shutter was open. They have a little light they wear on there vest. I was chewing sand for about 30 minutes after takeoff. Next time I don't think I will get so close.

CAMPFIRE

100th POST....

Looks like I made it to 100....posts that is. Here are some pages I put together for our Cruisebook. We were alloted 6 pages for the group we are attached to. I will most likely put one together for the group at the end of the deployment. I decided to submit these after seeing what they had done for our pages. Let's just say there was much to be desired.
I took a break from my applications to work on this. 5 days and 6 pages later, it's finished. About 90% of the photos are mine. The artwork on the signs is from the last dentist who was a master painter. I just put my twist on them.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

I'm a little preoccupied getting my applications completed for Ortho residency, so I have not posted anything in a while. Between all the application forms I jump from photoshop to MS Word until my head spins. My Excel sheet is daunting and packed full of info. I have to email everything to Secretary Sarah to print and mail (sometimes Secretary Sandi fills in). Administrative Ass. Alan is always too busy to help. I'll remember that when he comes to me for his kids treatment hahaha Double the cost! Transcripts, recommendation letters, and writing checks $$$ is keeping me busy. I will get back to taking pics when I am finished with the application process.

IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME

In case you haven't figured it out...this is a countdown to when we come home. There is an excel file that counts it down from months, weeks, days, and even second until we return. The group here like to go by paydays remaining instead. 6 if you are wondering.

HUDDLE UP

All the members of the 1st Dental Battalion Camp Pendleton got together for a group photo and dinner. 6 of us work in a dental capacity. All others are augmented to medical or work in headquarters.

Here is a pic of everyone stationed at Miramar.

BLACKHAWK @ NIGHT

NO COUNTRY FOR IRAQ

Toby Keith came to Fallujah and played a few songs. After his concert he came by the STP to visit medical and say hi to all the wounded troops. Fortunately we only had a Ugandan guard sleeping in the ward and a detainee as a pt, but no wounded Marines.

GySgt Gibson, the first Marine to re-deploy after losing a limb had his artificial leg signed by Toby. No that is not GySGT Gibson. That is our CAPT welcoming Toby.

GROUP PIC

Devil Dolphins hanging out as usual.

CRUISEBOOK LOGO

FIELD TRIP

CH-46 Sea Knight

MRAP- Mine Resistant Ambush Protected

ARTILLERY FIELD TRIP

SHOW OFF!

HOWITZER PREP

ARTILLERY EXCALIBUR

ARTILLERY

A COMPLETE SUCCESS

Operation April F.Ools was a complete success. The word about the internet being shut off spread like wildfire. Most were angered at first glance and did not continue to read who the letter was from. Some people could not open the .doc on their mac. As a result they heard from others who fell for the prank. It also helped that the fake email address I made in CDR's name kept people from suspecting me as the culprit.

Until next year....

MORE TANKS

BRAVO ZULU

I took some pics of some of our dental techs in honor of their awards.

HN (FMF) GRANT awarded Junior Sailor of the Quarter.

HM3 (FMF) MILLER awarded the Commanding Officer's Award for Clinical Excellence.

April F. Ools

In the spirit of April Fool's Day I wanted to think of something good for the group. As you may know we have satellite internet in our room which is somewhat costly. Although it is worth the cost to be able to webcam to family back home. We have paid for the first three months of service. I drafted a fake letter from our internet service provider stating that they were filing for bankruptcy and our service would be canceled without a refund.

I emailed it to all the officers shortly after midnight from a fake email account I created. I knew no one would believe it if it were from my email and since CDR is our business liaison, I created a fake email krisjknutson@gmail.com. At first glance you would think it was her email, but I put the "J" in the middle for my name.

If you read the letter you will see it is signed by April F. Oools so it should be obvious.

I was approached today by one of the officers that said she had her boyfriend researching the bankruptcy. She was also telling the nurse about it at lunch. I will update you as I hear more, but so far it seems like a success!

INCREASED TUITION

I can't even imagine how much USC's tuition would be if they got these in the sim lab.

MY NEW RIDE

Sure it can take on anything in its path, but does it come in black?

IRAQI PRINCESS

When asked what she was going to do upon returning from her tour in Iraq, CDR said "I'm going to Disneyland!" It has been said that she makes her niece and nephew call her Princess Beautiful in return for gifts. You can imagine how she runs the clinic. This is one of many crowns she has in her wardrobe.

This photo was taken in front of the recently renovated clinic that was designed according to the CDR's specifications.

SURVIVING IN THE DESERT

Due to the harsh environment of Iraq we had some survival training on a new technique now being developed. The trials are still in animal testing, but the results look promising.

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT...

Easter also brought our first day of 100 degree temps IN THE SHADE!

Only in Iraq can a Jesus made of BUTTER survive the temp. He Lives, but with High Cholesterol.

HAPPY EASTER

The chow hall with all the Easter decorations.

IS THERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST?

Never a dull moment in Iraq. Wednesday nights are SURF N TURF here in Iraq. A choice of a slab of meat, crab legs, or shrimp. As CDR and I were eating I noticed some Marines a few tables down that looked to be rough housing. It turned out that someone was choking and was receiving the Heimlich maneuver. I stood up and looked back to where our ER docs were sitting, but they had left already. By this time the thrusts were so intense that the pt was being lifted off the ground and puking all over the floor. It looked like he was getting the job done so I did not feel the need to ask if I could cut in. The pt was ok so I gave the rescuer a pat on the back and said good job.

It reminded me of a Seinfeld episode where the whale was choking on a golf ball Kramer hit into the ocean. George was pretending to be a Marine Biologist and was called upon th save the whale.

WHAT TO EXPECT...

Well, here is CDR working again. An earlier post you may notice her top was a few sizes too big. Her family asked her when she was due and said how exited Grandma was going to be. This pic is to show that she is not expecting. Sorry Grandma! Actually this pic makes her look about 10 weeks. JK I think I will have to change this caption once she reads it, so enjoy while it is up.

JOE

CDR's favorite pt.