April F. Ools

In the spirit of April Fool's Day I wanted to think of something good for the group. As you may know we have satellite internet in our room which is somewhat costly. Although it is worth the cost to be able to webcam to family back home. We have paid for the first three months of service. I drafted a fake letter from our internet service provider stating that they were filing for bankruptcy and our service would be canceled without a refund.

I emailed it to all the officers shortly after midnight from a fake email account I created. I knew no one would believe it if it were from my email and since CDR is our business liaison, I created a fake email krisjknutson@gmail.com. At first glance you would think it was her email, but I put the "J" in the middle for my name.

If you read the letter you will see it is signed by April F. Oools so it should be obvious.

I was approached today by one of the officers that said she had her boyfriend researching the bankruptcy. She was also telling the nurse about it at lunch. I will update you as I hear more, but so far it seems like a success!